From the outrageous attire to uh, a woman gluing her own butt to a toilet – shopping at Walmart has become an experience in itself. But what’s more American than going to Walmart and basking in the bizarreness of what is the human race:

1. Just what Walmart Needs: High School Band Members

 

2. I’m sure Walmart is the safest place to walk barefoot, yes.

 

3. I can’t even see them

 

4. What a handsome cart

 

5. He was just testing out the couches. They’re comfortable.

 

6. Even a cowboy needs his avocados

 

7. Reasons A-Z why white people shouldn’t grow dreads.

 

8. Let’s just hope they spilled a chocolate shake

 

9. A great car to pick up chicks in

 

10. Always working on those glutes.

 

11. Juggalos: God’s chosen people

 

12. If they get separated, they can ask “have you seen somebody dressed just like me? You know, stupid?”

 

13. How do they get through the door?

 

14. When you gotta run but your pedicure is looking fresh

 

15. Man’s best friend: turtle

 

16. Nothing more patriotic than a day at Walmart

 

16. Nothing more patriotic than a day at Walmart

 

18. Walmart Problems

 

19. Walmart Swag

 

20. Only At Walmart: A Very Proud Mother

 

21. Classy September 11th Drapes

 

22. Take Your Alligator To Walmart

 

23. Dressing Up For Walmart

 

24. Kids Ferst

 

25. Baby Retail

 

26. Only At Walmart: This Bumper Sticker

 

27. Someone Isn’t Getting Pizza Bagels Today

 

28. Perfect Walmart attire

29. Yo, this is your boy Jergnome

 

30. Only At Walmart: Ridiculous Savings

 

31. He Brought Sexy Back

 

32. It Was Supposed To Say “Congratulations, You Did It!”

 

33. So Close

 

34. If you’re not gonna shave it, at least braid it.

 

35. Walmart Meth

 

36. Support In All The Right Places

 

37. Walmart Shoppers: Not The Brightest

 

38. Raccoon Mobile

 

39. That Patriotic Hair

 

40. Redneck Ingenuity At Walmart

 

41. Spongebob Stretched-Out Pants

 

42. Nice Thong Bro

 

43. Classy Underwear Selection

 

44. Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Googly Eyes

 

45. Authentic Trunk

 

46. Great Soda Display

 

47. The Only Good Part About Shopping At Walmart

 

48. A Typical Walmart Family

 

49. Nap Time

 

50. They Don’t Seem To Understand The Concept Of 24/7

Thank you People Of Walmart for documenting these beautiful moments at America’s biggest retailer. Enjoy these hilarious photos that could happen only at Walmart? Then check out Trending Dirt‘s other posts about FashionTattoos and other funny stuff!

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